[DanMiller]

Us dummies what kant even rede gotta sit down in th bak o da bus, shut up and not interfer wif our betters. They knos what's goodest and that's th truf.

I shall now go forth and slap my hands, really hard. Ouch! that done hurt bad.

[mmparker]

Ah, Mr Mayor Genius:

The state with the highest per capita passport holders is....Utah.

The state with the highest percentage of people that speak second languages is...again, Utah.

The most Republican state in the Union? Well, that’s Oklahoma, but we’re top 5.

New York also boasts a 21% illiteracy rate. That we can’t match.

So, Mr Mayor, the best-traveled state is also one of the most conservative. Why did you assume that it was you?