OTOH, many of the male flight attendants seem like the type who would enjoy having their junk massaged by the TSA
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I have wondered if men should opt out of the scan and wear cucumbers. That or do as somebody on FR suggested— wait for them to go low and then pass gas in their face. :p
Especialy if it's a "Chester to Molester Beer an Pickled Hard-Boiled Egg, 40 decibal one." LOL