Great idea. I could sell those.
I thought maybe a pair of shorts that has a little music-box type button that plays “Can’t Touch This” that’s strategically located so the TSA agent would be sure to set it off during the screening. Scare the crap out of them, hopefully. lol
The possibilities are endless. I suppose the bureaucrats would find some way to keep it from being profitable, but it could be such great fun.
How about wearing a jockstrap with an athletic cup underneath your pants. Are they going to make you take it off?