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To: PBRCat

As a lifelong crooked politician he is an honorary Chicago citizen—no matter where he lives!


10 posted on 11/18/2010 8:51:26 AM PST by cgbg (No bailouts for New York and California. Let them eat debt.)
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To: cgbg

A take-off on an old Abbott & Costello bit:

Judge: Mr. Emmanuel, are you a legal resident of St’ Louis?

RE: No, your honor.

Judge: Are you a legal resident of Kansas City?

RE: No, your honor.

Judge: Are you a legal resident of Boston?

RE: No, your honor.

Judge: Well, if you’re not a legal resident of St. Louis, Kansas City, or Boston, you must be a legal resident of someplace else. If you’re a legal resident of someplace else, you’re not a legal resident here in Chicago. Court rules for the Plaintiff. BANG.

http://www.clown-ministry.com/index_1.php/articles/i_bet_you_that_youre_not_here_abbott_and_costello_routine/


29 posted on 11/18/2010 9:37:00 AM PST by savedbygrace (But God.)
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