I am going to ask for a male screener with brown hair, blue eyes and long fingers..just for fun
With a statement like that, you're lucky some of the ne're-do-well nighttime Freepers are either sleeping or off to work ;^)
Here’s how to end it. Everyone refuses the scanner, and all adults do this during the pat down:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nNhOH4Y0bI