[GraceG]

What about humans marrying chimps? What about people who want to legally marry in animate objects?

What if I wanna marry the universe itself?

It gets to the road of ridiculousness.

I always though that for say a group of “four people gettin’ hitched together” that there should be separate marriages..

So instead of this:

.....Man
......|________________________
...../.........\........................................\
Wife #1, Sister Wife #2,Sister Wife #3

You would have to do this:

Man-—Wife#1
|........\.../..........|
|..........X..........|
|......../...\..........|
Wife.#2——Wife#3

That way they have to have six marriages, so when one of them decides to get a dee-vourace, the remaining dumb idiots that decided to get married as a group in the first place would have to go through a separate divorcee and each party would end up losing 1/2 their stuff. That would learn them and be a “be careful what dumb wish you wish for.” moment.

[UCANSEE2]

Yeah, but which way makes ‘em hotter?

[UCANSEE2]

Wait... I see.

The first way only requires a 2 bathroom house.

The second method requires a 4 bathroom house.