[I Buried My Guns]

Query: I am flying out of San Francisco on my way home. I do not want to be handled, groped, or fondled by a homosexual.

Can I request a heterosexual TSA groper? The thought that a guy is getting any kind of sexual gratification by fondling me is hurl-inducing.

[for-q-clinton]

I am going to take the opposite approach. I am going to ask for a female groping.

[Eyes Unclouded]

So it isn’t gay if a straight guy does it?

What an interesting time we live in.