[Ditter]

I overheard a discussion about where people keep their gold.

Where do you think is the safest place.

[bert]

.....Where do you think is the safest place. .....

Fabricated into segmented jewelry and on the body of your spouse. The segments should be small enough to be removed as required but secure enough to withstand the rigors of unintended flight to a safe place

[The Comedian]

I overheard a discussion about where people keep their gold.

Where do you think is the safest place.

My place.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[AndyJackson]

Where do you think is the safest place.

Just so long as you stay off of airplanes and away from the prying eyes and pliers of the TSA.