Your attempt at flattery will most assuredly get you nowhere with her. Give it up dude, Madonna would be an easier mark.
Actually, hard as it is to believe, Bernhard worked briefly as a hooker. One evening her boyfriend arrived back at the apartment early just as the last john of the day was departing and before she could put away proceeds of the day.
Bruce, her boyfriend, spotted the take, walked over and counted it. It came to $35.10.
Shocked, Bruce asked “Who was the cheap SOB who gave you a dime?”
Sandra replied “All of them.”
She was THAT good.