What? Are you implying that is against the law or something?
What is your problem anyway?
I'm working now, make really good money. You have the problem, not me.
My wife would kill me if I wasn't working after a couple of months off. You can look for your dream job while hustling at Joe's Warehouse. Don't give me that overqualified BS. Just lie and say you have been driving fork lifts your whole life. Just act stupid, might come natural.