[Innovative]

Suspects Held as Deadly Fire Rages in Israel for Third Day

Israel's rain-starved and wind-whipped north burned for a third day on Saturday as the police announced the arrest of two men they suspect of negligently starting the blaze. Exhausted firefighters, aided by airplanes and helicopters from around the world, meanwhile worked to contain the fire, which has killed 41 people and destroyed 12,500 acres of forest.

[Netz]

Is this what they call heroic acts against Israel? The so-called “Lions of the mujahideen in Palestine” burn down forrests in the name of thier cause. I’d call them the “Cowards Pyrohadin of Burnt forrests”! What a bunch of pathetic scum, burning down forrests in the name of Allah - just sick, sick, sick.

[The Comedian]

Headline:

"Chicken Shit Cowards Steal Matches, Burn Children in Name of Allah"

Please, God, just give me control of the US nuclear arsenal for 30 seconds, and I promise the cries of oppressed humanity will decrease by 90% over night.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[PghBaldy]

I doubt they did it. Thanks to Bush, Al QAEDA is a shadow of its former self. I believe the so-called palestinians may have done it.