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Were they frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads?

1 posted on 12/06/2010 12:49:40 PM PST by TSgt
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2 posted on 12/06/2010 12:51:40 PM PST by TSgt (Colonel Allen West & Michele Bachman - 2012 POTUS Dream Team Ticket!)
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ITS THE JOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!


3 posted on 12/06/2010 12:52:48 PM PST by Colvin (Proud Owner '66 Binder PU, '66 Binder Travelall,)
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The JOOOOOS control the fish, everyone run. Speilberg's "Jaws" makes a whole lot more sense now.

Seriously, how can you begin to negotiate any kind of lasting peace with a culture that buys into this kind of ridiculousness? And, Egypt is regarded as one of the more moderate Muslim states.

4 posted on 12/06/2010 12:54:24 PM PST by OldDeckHand
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Jews Jaws?


5 posted on 12/06/2010 12:55:52 PM PST by bunkerhill7
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Certainly seems a plausible explanation to me. Israel ordered shark to bite the arm off of a German lady tourist.
Reminds me of 1968 when my father and I visited the Dead Sea in Israel. As our bus unloaded at the Dead Sea an ambulance was being loaded with the body of an ancient German tourist lady in swimsuit, (heart attack or such.)
She had been taking a bath in the salty water of the Dead Sea.
7 posted on 12/06/2010 12:56:47 PM PST by Hans
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I have been diving in Sharm el Sheik. This is pure BS in its most un-adulterated form.

Except the part about the fricken’ sharks with the fricken’ laser beams attached to their fricken’ heads: that allegation cannot be disputed.


8 posted on 12/06/2010 12:56:47 PM PST by FlyingEagle
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Seriously the Arabs have officially jumped the shark with this one.


9 posted on 12/06/2010 12:56:52 PM PST by GonzoGOP (There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
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11 posted on 12/06/2010 12:58:15 PM PST by SCPatriot77
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Ah yes. They noticed it was a circumcised male shark wearing a yarmulke.


14 posted on 12/06/2010 12:59:02 PM PST by ReverendJames (Only a lawyer and a painter can change black to white)
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Or mutated sea bass. Ill tempered, of course.


19 posted on 12/06/2010 1:01:52 PM PST by swain_forkbeard (Rationality may not be sufficient, but it is necessary.)
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List of melee weapons that don't exist, but should
21 posted on 12/06/2010 1:03:07 PM PST by SCPatriot77
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Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Them Jews did it.
They got sharks working for them now.


24 posted on 12/06/2010 1:06:32 PM PST by Joe Boucher ((FUBO))
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The only reason a muzzie country would throw out an allegation so obviously insane is because they believe their people are dumb enough to believe an allegation so obviously insane. Israeli trained attack sharks - sheesh.


25 posted on 12/06/2010 1:08:35 PM PST by circlecity
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At the risk of inciting the sensibilities of some of our less well hinged friends,


28 posted on 12/06/2010 1:09:51 PM PST by Uncle Miltie (0bama thought he'd find "common ground" on 0bamaCare because of ROMNEYCARE!)
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Egypt just hired Helen Thomas as a consulting National Ichthyologist.

She suggested Israeli-trained sharks are out to control the oceans!!


29 posted on 12/06/2010 1:09:51 PM PST by ZULU (No nation which tried to tolerate Islam escaped Islamization.)
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These people are certifyably insane. I am sick to death of listening to their sick excuses. They are losers, nobody likes them, they are totally unequipped to deal with the troubles that normal people encounter and handle on a daily basis.


32 posted on 12/06/2010 1:11:48 PM PST by McGavin999 ("I was there when we had the numbers, but didn't have the principles"-Jim DeMint)
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34 posted on 12/06/2010 1:13:06 PM PST by Alex Murphy ("Posting news feeds, making eyes bleed, he's hated on seven continents")
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36 posted on 12/06/2010 1:16:58 PM PST by SCPatriot77
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Clearly the Mossad implanted the stuxnet virus in the shark’s brain.


40 posted on 12/06/2010 1:41:06 PM PST by Blado (Bambi- The Bowing, Bird Flipping, Nose Picking Animatronic TelePuppet™ from Sauros Industries!)
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42 posted on 12/06/2010 1:44:59 PM PST by reagan_fanatic (Save the whales. Collect the whole set.)
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