[exit82]

I've only made it to 84 years old. Would probably have been 110 by now if I hadn't inhaled leaded gasoline.

The smell made you do it!

I used to love the smell of leaded gasoline. I'd still have a full head of hair if I hadn't inhaled.

[GladesGuru]

“I’ve only made it to 84 years old.”

Statement of fact by you.

“Would probably have been 110 by now if I hadn’t inhaled leaded gasoline.”

Only if you had been born 26 years earlier, assuming the “...by now” part means anything.

Unless you have a time machine.

;-)