ROFL! Okay, you got me there, Wile.
I guess I need more book learnin’ after all. :P
It is not you that needs book learning! The sings at gas stations read “no smoking and no cell phones in use”. Why? Oh wait! It might cause the gas to explode! The dum-dums running the gas station are in there running a meth lab? I would guess maybe 60 foot, 70 foot or 80 foot crator by the time the explosion/fire was out.
I have never heard of meth makers being so incredibly stupid!