I like the “Pa-Bach” in your tagline - very clever.
Perhaps you could have “softened” your response to the wolf guy though?
When you have a grown man asking to be spoon-fed that which anyone with a spine and a sense of decency would just get for themselves, you don't help the pantywaist by coddling and cooing over his crap-filled diapers. No...
Instead, you scream as though in an apoplectic rage, "WHY ARE YOU CRAPPING YOURSELF IN PUBLIC??!! You're a GROWN MAN! HAVE YOU NO SHAME??!!
That cures them, once and for all. See?
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Oh, I wouldn’t change one word. I’m still laughing..... “putrid squid????” Bwahahahahahaha!!!!