Black History month - I feel excluded.
Saint Patrick’s day - leprecauns, corned beef, green beer - not everyone is Irish. Really.
Puerto Rican parades - where’s mine?
Mardi Gras - sorry, not my cultural background to pig out and party before Lent - very alienating.
Pep rallies and school dances - when will they ever celebrate nerds? It still hurts.
How about Kwanzaa?