Posted on 12/26/2010 9:08:53 AM PST by ConservativeStatement
The Latu that could not shoot straight!
I tipped off the cops and concerned citizens nation-wide that these Norvegian Bad Boys were uncanny mimics of African-American and Hispanics, causing the innocent souls of these ethnic backgrounds to be arrerested for crimes committed by these deucedly clever, dastardly, lutefisk-breathed, Viking marauders.
But my ruthless anti-Norwegian campaign of exposure was so darned effective that it has apparently backfired. Rather than pretend to be Hispanics and African-Americans, the Norsemen are now dressing and carrying on as Pacific Islanders!
Yes! Dammit! DNA samples have proven betond the shadow of a doubt that "Latu Tekina" (I am frankly embarrassed that my Norvegian adversaries thought I would fall for such an obviously phony name!) is actually Ragnar Schildenhammer, with a record several miles long, including disruption of St. Olaf's day Celebrations, Dealing in Hot. Lutefisk, and other crimes too horrible to mention.
If "Latu's" clansmen row him out into a lake and cremate him, that will be all the proof I need! There is no room in Valhalla for this kind of Norvegian Viseguy!
The story is a little misleading. The guard actually fired first. And I am sure the security officer found his gun in his holster.
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