[Rashputin]

It’s unfair trade because I can’t buy a new Ford pickup.

I know it’s the fault of the Japanese that I can’t buy one because if there were no foreign products there would be fine Union folks giving their fellow Americans free pickup trucks and billing the government. So, it’s not fair to be fair when you could be taken care of instead.

(does this really need a “sarc”?)

[triumphant values]

I know it’s the fault of the Japanese that I can’t buy one because if there were no foreign products there would be fine Union folks giving their fellow Americans free pickup trucks and billing the government.

The UAW looks like Henry Clay Frick compared to the Japanese Auto Workers and Industriegewerkschaft Metall in Germany.