[The Comedian]

His first job was at the Baskin-Robbins ice cream shop at King and Punahou streets, and he has said he's "never liked ice cream since."

Is nothing we "know" about him true?

Is there no detail, no matter how trivial, that isn't a lie?

Yeah, I caught that too. Amazing.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[FS11]

His first job was at the Baskin-Robbins ice cream shop at King and Punahou streets, and he has said he’s “never liked ice cream since.”
Is nothing we “know” about him true?

Is there no detail, no matter how trivial, that isn’t a lie?

Yeah, I caught that too. Amazing.

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Good lawrd! Almost every picture of the Lyin’ Sack of Shite on vacation shows him eating ice cream.

[FS11]

Why the hell would the muslim freak lie about eating ice cream? Is eating ice cream taboo for muslims?

[FS11]

Why the hell would the muslim freak lie about eating ice cream? Is eating ice cream taboo for muslims?