Is 'Barack n Bones' Obama thin as a rail because he's skipping too many meals to run the country?

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[toolman1401]

And too busy getting his freak on. The wookie may also be driving him to smoke more while he’s hiding from her.

[hennie pennie]

>>>>> "I think he is a crack freak." <<<<

Uhmmm... how does one either become OR remain a crackhead when surrounded 24/7 by Secret Service???

[1_Rain_Drop]

"Is 'Barack n Bones' Obama thin as a rail because he's skipping too many meals to run the country?"

He's thin as a rail because he skipped disclosing all documents required to hold the position of CIC.

Another options is that the ghosts of Presidents past are spooking him weightless.

[mowowie]

DRUGS?

[wbill]

the current rumor is the Wookie may be pregnant!

Suppose it's his?

[DBrow]

Mmm, I see...he likes chicken!

[doodad]

Doesn’t evoke any concern in me except that when we were stationed at McNair, we lived across the street from the gym.

Which brings up a question. Are you telling me that the ancient facilities in that small gym, across town I might add, are superior to the White House or the Capitol? Something does not add up. We used to drive across the river to the Pentagon to use good facilities.

[wbill]

how does one either become OR remain a crackhead when surrounded 24/7 by Secret Service

Bill Clinton was reported to have a nose like a vaccuum cleaner.

Might have been something to it. Something needed to fuel all of the allnighters that were pulled there.

[70th Division]

sho is the father?

[DBrow]

“remain a crackhead when surrounded 24/7 by Secret Service?”

I remember under Carter, Abbie Hoffmann visited the WH more than once. Carter helped work the deal by which Abbie would come out of hiding. Imagine being on the gate the first time- “I have one Abbie Hoffmann here, asking for entry, says he has an appointment. What? Let him in? He’s on the FBI Most Wanted List! Carter himself? Ooookayyy...”

I suspect the SS keeps quiet about lots of things, for every president and First Family.

btw Carter also appointed members of the Chicago 7 to his admin, John Froines, for one.

[OldMissileer]

Not sure who is the daddy, if the story is true, but there was a decent size thread here on FR yesterday about the subject. I cringe just thinking about someone actually performing the act of getting “It” pregnant.

[TexasCajun]

Now That’s Funny, ...Don’t Care Who Ya Are!

[70th Division]

Not a great mental picture there. Plus after you did the dirty deed you would have to LISTEN to her.

Hence to for I am calling Michelle “The Crisco Kid” You know, all fat in the can.

[x]

We were all thinner when we smoked a pack a day
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Not many fat Kenyans out there (outside the government, that is)

[Las Vegas Ron]

We all like to yoddle in a canyon but no one wants to fall in.

[x]

Bill Clinton was reported to have a nose like a vaccuum cleaner.

That was in his Arkansas days.

Clinton got away with a lot in the White House, but no way could he have gotten away with all the things he did before he got elected.

[Charles Martel]

Or is the First Wookie just eating everything before Barry gets a chance to eat....

Heh, the first thing I thought of was the old Chris Rock stand-up routine about the "big piece of chicken".

[1_Rain_Drop]

I cringe just thinking about someone actually performing the act of getting “It” pregnant.

I wonder how much of the Stimulus money went to pay for the deed, if the deed ever happened.

[Las Vegas Ron]

Mmm, I see...he likes chicken!

Nah, that there is angel food cake /Porkey's

[<1/1,000,000th%]

Cocaine will keep you thin.