Is 'Barack n Bones' Obama thin as a rail because he's skipping too many meals to run the country?

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[bgill]

He’s a lifetime member of the Choom Gang.

[albie]

Simply trying to keep his girlie figure. Sometimes he eats the cucumber slices he puts on his eyes, but then throws them up and has a smoke!

[antiRepublicrat]

You have to admit, Obama has good taste. Oh, no, not the moose he married out of convenience to get black street cred. I'm talking about this:

[Wings-n-Wind]

It’s the drugs.

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BINGO!!!!

We have a WINNAH-H-H-H-H....
Johnny... tell the folks about today's grand prize!!!

[OldMissileer]

Just sitting across the table from the “First Wookie” would be enough to put me off my appetite.

Also, the current rumor is the Wookie may be pregnant! I'll need a case of brain bleach for that image!

[GnuHere]

He’d better hope Moosechelle doesn’t find out he’s drinking sugary energy drinks!

[bvw]

"Better Living Through Chemisty." Heard that somewhere.

My theory is darker.

Options for pharmacological management of obesity in patients treated with atypical antipsychotics.

Weight gain is a commonly encountered problem associated with antipsychotic treatment. Two compounds, orlistat and sibutramine, have been shown to help prevent weight gain following a hypocaloric diet, but orlistat requires compliance with a fat-reduced diet, and sibutramine is unsuitable for patients taking serotonergic agents.

I have a hunch, albeit a weak one, that months ago the Obamas were trying to keep the fat off, while eating a relatively fatty diet, using fat-absorbtion blockers such as chitosans.

Now my hunch is that they may have switched to a low fat diet -- shaved ices -- following a switch to other chemical treatments to prevent the weight gain associated with anti-psychotics.

Just speculation.

[El Cid]

I think the guy is just constantly working out. All I read is about his time on the basketball court, in the Gym, walking the golf courses for 5 hrs...
Good for him - but too bad it doesn't leave any time to ruin run the country ... well, maybe its not so bad a thing.
But really, he ought to get a job as personal trainer, or something. That way he could be spending all his time in the Gym. A perfect match... Doing what he likes, and away from us...

[ninergold3]

EEEEEEEEEeewwwwwwwwwwwww.

[Blado]

Maybe the Kenyan embassy could send over some Boiled Missionary. Yummm.

[GOPsterinMA]

BBBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just p*ssed myself!!!

[freebird5850]

“He hasn’t been eating well since the election. He’s scared silly about what Issa’s investigations will turn up.”

Winner!

[PGR88]

Also, the current rumor is the Wookie may be pregnant! I'll need a case of brain bleach for that image!

Here, use some of mine - I had to get it out for the same purpose

[RnMomof7]

I wonder if it is what he is smoking

[cricket]

Skipping meals to run the country. Are these people serious? Too much smoking perhaps; to much basketball with Reggie and too much golf. And not enough fat grams in White House food. . .

[School of Rational Thought]

Durgs and Lewis still giving it to him.

[cricket]

He looks like the street. ..he used to come from. . .If he goes back; he will fit right in. . .no question. He looks disgusting. . .funny; have not seen any picts this vacation. . .of Michelle. Perhaps I missed them. Surely, her arms were photographed. . .

[MeganC]

I’m wondering if he’s got pancreatic cancer?

[gimme1ibertee]

the current rumor is the Wookie may be pregnant!

Good Lord, NO!! PLEASE!!! NO more little Marxists running around!!