[Gabrial]

“...as Americans undergo genital and rectal pawing and gropes...”

I flew over the Christmas holiday. I opted out of the naked body scanner. I asked if I could have a woman feel me up instead of a man. I was told no, it has to be a man.

[Joe 6-pack]

"I flew over the Christmas holiday. I opted out of the naked body scanner. I asked if I could have a woman feel me up instead of a man. I was told no, it has to be a man."

In the spirit of the DADT repeal, you should have told them that you were a flaming homo and that a guy-grope would get you all hot and bothered.