[marktwain]

I hope the young burglar turns around his life.

[MrB]

What was the burglar doing in the man’s underwear?

[mikrofon]

“Is that a knife pointing in your underwear, or are you happy to see me?”

[rarestia]

In the event of a home break-in, or in this case an auto break-in, the last thing on my mind would be to put on a pair of pants.

[momtothree]

“I was holding him at bay with this little, tiny knife...”

Freudian slip?

[Vaquero]

is that a knife point in your underwear???

or are you glad to see me.

[arthurus]

Being in his skivvies probably enhanced his scariness for the would be SUV thief. I had a personal experience with that sort of situation long ago and I had a lo-o-o-ng Damascus curved sword(an original) when the fellow at my window looked up. I was also in a hanging-open army field jacket, boxers and unlaced jungle boots. I didn’t get close enough to him to actually do any damage. He just sort of disappeared.

[laweeks]

Who’s in the underwear? Perp or victim. Antecedent please!

I chased a raccoon in my pajamas last night . . . how it got in my pajamas is beyond me.

[Lazamataz]

Man holds accused burglar at knife point in his underwear

There was a knife point in his underwear?

That's not a knife.

THIS is a knife.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Was the victim or the perp in his underwear? Don’t they teach English Composition 101 in Journalism schools anymore?

[Rebelbase]

Were you in your underwear last week when the backyard prowler came around?

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Hilarity. The young dumbass has a MySpace page that is still up.

By all appearances, he is one of those individuals who are called a “douche”.

http://www.myspace.com/austins_rad_yo

Austin yeomans’s Blurbs
About me:
My name is Austin Yeomans. I live in Ft. Myers flawdaaa.(THE 239).I love going to the beach and chilling with my friends. I like meeting new people. I love going 2 partys.

Male
19 years old
ft.Myers, Florida
United States

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Hilarity. The young dumbass has a MySpace page that is still up.

By all appearances, he is one of those individuals who are called a “douche”.

Austin yeomans’s Blurbs
About me:
My name is Austin Yeomans. I live in Ft. Myers flawdaaa.(THE 239).I love going to the beach and chilling with my friends. I like meeting new people. I love going 2 partys.

Male
19 years old
ft.Myers, Florida
United States

[TheOldLady]

Not another stupid headline.

Burn down all the J schools before the collective IQ of the country totally tanks.