Heavens no, I didn’t take your post as insulting! And I really like the anthill idea. We just don’t have an abundance of snapping turtles, here.
Tell you a story - a middle-aged hispanic citizen went missing and his family couldn’t find him. A month later, they did. It seems that he had been molesting a niece. Three adult relatives of the girl abducted the molester, took him back to Mexico, and tortured him to death. What the family found was parts of him scattered among a large patch of prickly pear cactus.
Now, to my mind, that would be a fitting end to young Jared.
Now we’re talkin’.
In this country we have due process. The harmed don’t get to have personal vengence, the courts are supposed to deal out justice.
I hope that bastid drops the soap. Some big tough con will teach him where to hide the salami. But from what I’ve read, Loughner might like all that sort of activity.
Stay safe out there in the Sonoran Desert. You live in an inhospitable but beautiful area.
Ooops, I forgot something.
You may not have snappers, but you got scorpions right?
That’ll work.