I was going to make a joke, but it is just way too easy.
Instead, I’ll go for the more conservative option, and hope he recovers. She should be jailed. What she did is against the law.
Oh no, she’ll claim DV (domestic violence) doncha know. Have to wonder if a man did this to a woman, would there be as many jokes?
It’s socially acceptable and politically correct to be misandrist in the Western world.