[The Comedian]

Are you saying that these men, who may be illegals, were possibly homosexuals? The “man” riding the burro was possibly the “wife?”

That's hadn't occurred to me. But now that you mention it...

How do you say "fag" in Spanish?

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Frantzie]

Maricon. Or Ganso. Anyone know if Pacino called anyone a “maricon” in Scarface? He insulted everyone. WASP phonies. Guineas.