Hopefully they learned to take the “butt plugs” and shove them in their mouths. The students of New Jersey would have a much better education if they did.
“What we are not telling our children” - in other words, how dare we teach them self-respect, abstinence, respect for life and respect for others. Yes, how dare we teach our children good values! The people at this conference are sick and would make the ancient Romans blush. Planned Parenthood disgusts me. They corrupt the young and these old satyrs should be ashamed of themselves.
Learn to relax all your muscles for this and future parent / teacher conferences. Also consider twice attending any parties at any teacher's house, and if you do go, take clean underwear.