Pres__ent Obama will deliver a touching telepromptered eulogy, followed by a no-press placement of his long form BC in the Gov's casket. The casket will then be sealed and cremated in an Obama tradition that stretches back to Obama's non-mysteriously dead grandmother.
I laughed.
NOBODY, and I MEAN nobody gives up the ghost the night before her grandson gets elected as the First African American president. You hang on until the results are in. Then you check out. The adrenalin alone would propel you. I think she was snuffed to keep her mouth shut...
thinking ... thinking ... got it. lol.
In a tragic accident involving a chainsaw and piano wire, Gov. Ambercrombie accidentally killed himself tomorrow.
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You just saved that mans life. I hope the Gov. at least sends you a fruit basket for your effort. ;)
“In a tragic accident involving a chainsaw and piano wire, Gov. Ambercrombie accidentally killed himself tomorrow.”
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I think it happened tomorrow night in the back of a black 1955 Cadillac and there was no chain saw, just wire around the throat and Luco sleeps with the fishes, no mention of horse heads so far.
That sentence makes at least as much sense as this whole story, I can’t remember anything more bizarre.