[tumblindice]

I googled `yellow-bellied sapsucker who may also be chief executives, putative or otherwise’ and:

The Soldiers and Sailors Relief Act
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Subsection IV.
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b. For any high crime or misdemeanor, or dereliction of constitutional duty, any president pretending to be commander-in-chief, who may also be a rare bird, particularly a yellow-bellied sapsucker, must be punished only:
i. by being required to perch on the Comfy Chair for a period of 9 nanoseconds;
ii. First Wookies, Yetis or Abominable Pry-mates....
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[screaminsunshine]

Of course this is all assuming he really is a yellow bellied sapsucker. We have no way of knowing without his pedigree.