Advice that good might get the Wee Wee and me invited to the big bash yet ... and you Freepers better watch what you say when you comment on my platitudes.
Advice that good might get the Wee Wee and me invited to the big bash yet ... and you Freepers better watch what you say when you comment on my platitudes.
SORRY - still not invited.
Mind you own bidness, Moosehips!;-)
“Marry a homosexual and buy ugly clothes!”
“Spend like a drunken sailor in a whorehouse!! Have a great time. Go on as many vacations as you can and have the citizens of your country pay for it! It works for Barry and I.”
“Having been happily married for 20 years”
I read she and Obama were very near divorce at one point.
Oh HELL no.
Hey, Kashyyk Barbie get your ENORMOUS FURRY OVEN MITTS off the Royal Wedding.
It’s NOT about YOU.
And even if she weren't in a good position to hand out advice, she wouldn't let a little thing like that stand in her way. She went to Haahhvahd, doncha know...she lectures everyone, whether she's qualified or not.
She’s got a point....
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
Don’t let your friends say you have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway.
Her face is ugly, her eyes don’t match.
Take it from me, she’s a better catch.
Hay, man?
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, and she’s sure is ugly. Ha!
Yeah, she’s ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright.
Unfortunately, she has acne.
That’s a shame, baby.
Yeah, baby.
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
My advice to the happy couple. DO NOT INVITE THIS WOMAN TO YOUR WEDDING!
Oh, and especially to Kate:Let your a$$ grow to the size of Montana.
Have fun - after all, it ain’t your money that you’re spending. That’s what I always say.
She sent her advice on a plastic disc?
Yep. They’re chapped they’re not invited. They’ve been flipping off the royals from the start now; insulting our longtime ally because Obama has a Kenyan burr in his britches with the Brits. It’s all about HIM 24/7! - Well, the royals got enough of it pretty quick; and I hope they don’t reconsider and invite the Obamas. - And if he keeps up this rude dismissive attitude toward England, the royals know how to up the ante when it comes to SNUBS.
Look the other way when your husband goes out with the “Boys”.
What a “beard” !!!!
What squat.