[N. Theknow]

And when you strip out volatile food and energy costs, they'll say, it's even lower

Yep. Just quit eating and driving to work and watch the old bank account THRIVE!

[RipSawyer]

You have to quit a lot more than that! You have to stop heating or cooling your house, turn off the lights, cook on a fire outside using twigs that fall on the ground. Stop using a refrigerator or freezer, it goes on and on, all that takes energy you know. In reality you couldn’t even walk to the grocery store and buy food because it takes energy to get the food to the store but all that is already priced into the cost of groceries which are of course barely rising at all according to our minister of propaganda.

Don’t forget now, cold showers only.