Who the F#@% are these people that not only don't want to obey the laws that Americans have to, but think they are ABOVE it.
I think it would work better if you say to the officer “No habla Ingles.” Act confused and refuse to speak English, with the exception of a few words like ‘racist,’ ‘sanctuary’ and ‘ACLU lawyer.’ It should only take a couple of minutes for them to send you on your way.