Skip to comments.World's largest gay cruise to depart Port Everglades
Posted on 02/06/2011 4:30:27 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
You've heard of chartering a yacht for vacation, but how about the world's largest cruise ship?
Royal Caribbean's Allure of the Seas will set sail Sunday from Port Everglades on its first charter with nearly 5,400 gay and lesbian passengers. The "world's largest gay cruise" sold out in just three weeks, according to the sponsor, Atlantis Events Inc. of Hollywood, Calif.
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I’d hate to be the maid changing the sheets.
The Good Ship Lollipop.
Rosie O’Donnell likes these cruises. She made a documentary of one of them which was on Home Box Office in heavy rotation a couple years ago. It was billed as a “family cruise”, and Rosie and her people were shocked that some place in the Caribbean didn’t want the ship to dock there.
Liberals don’t always appreciate that some places in the world just don’t celebrate their diversity the way they are used to here in America.
It’s like a floating insane asylum.
Maybe they should cruse over to the Egypt and help the muslim brotherhood out. I hear they have their hands full and could use some extra lefty’s.
I’d hate to work in the laundry room.
So Do I!!!
never thought of it like that, imagine this massive ship coming into port and the seeing thousands of homosexuals prancing off the ship taking over a small town where other normal tourists are.
sick, maybe they can go to the Antarctica
Fun on the poop deck.
I wonder how many bloggers are going?
LOL Send the to Saudi
The cruise ship industry is hurting and gays have a whole bunch of disposable income.
However, I can think on no more of a nightmarish vacation than going on a cruise.
Crabs, STD Warts, HIV, Hepatitis...that ship is big rolling septic take.
Great minds . . . :-)
Just imagine some unknowing honeymoon couple taking a trip on that ship - YIKES!
My thoughts exactly.
Seriously, the hospitality industry I would expect to show them a good time and a good value for their dollars.
Don't forget syphilis. Homosexual males lead the nation in cases of that, too.
“We’re stern heavy. What’s the problem?” Rear Admiral Steubing
“Everyone’s in the rear, sir.” The Cabin Boy
Ship of Tools
Maybe the Zuckers can spoof the cruise ala “Airplane!”
The gay chosing people of the country do their best to make sure their “cause” is always supported. They will use this to show they are not choosing but are normal. they will hold this out as a “small number of a large percentage” of the population that they claim (falsely) is gay. They will demand and demand and demand and we, like idiots lay down and give and give and give. I blame us all for not doing enough on every front against this wave of hatred for normal, despising the nuclear family, and resentment of morality.
“Captain, the men haven’t eaten in days.”
“Captain, the men haven’t eaten in DAYS.”
“Captain, do you understand, the MEN haven’t EATEN in DAYS!”
“Well, FORCE THEM! You’ve got plenty of men, haven’t you?”
“You have plenty of what?”
“MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN!”
Men men men men
Men men men men
It’s great to be on a ship with men and sail across the sea!
Oh, we don’t know where we’ll land or when, it’s great to be with men!
It’s great to be with men!
‘Cause men can sweat and men can stink and no one seems to care oh!
THROW the dishes in the sink and clog the drain with hair-o!
(Clog the drain with hair-o!)
Men men men, it’s a ship all filled with men!
So batten down the ladies room theres no one here but men!
Men men men, men men men men!
There’s men above there’s men below there’s men down in the galley,
There’s Butch! and Buzz! and Spike! and Biff! and one guy we call
(And one guy we call Sally.)
Men men men, it’s a ship all filled with men,
You’ll never have to lift the seat there’s no one here but men!
Men men men, men men men men.
We’re men and friends until the end and none of us are sissies,
At night we sleep in separate beds and blow each other kissies!
(And blow each other kissies!)
Men men men, it’s a ship all filled with men!
So throw your rubbers overboard there’s no one here but men!
Now you know why weapons are not allow on board
They should call the ship Sodom of the Seas.
Instead of “Gopher”, would the lovable little goofy purser be called “Gerbil”?
Those guys throw down a lot of cash when they are out to party.
Around 20 years ago when my fist son was an infant and my wife was in law school, I bar tended at a gay bar in NYC.
Most customers would throw down $20-$50 tip for each round.
With that I was able to save our house from foreclosure, cover the cost of NYU Law and save money.
Another new meaning for the term “Q-Ship.”
This could be a first time an Islamic Terrorist group could win points with the world.
The Everglades? Hmmmm ....
I think you're over-reaching.
There's isn't a hatred or a despising of nuclear or heterosexual families among the gay community so far as I can tell.
They do push back, big time, at anything perceived as a commandment or expectation that they conform to conventional norms.
When I feel punched in the nose I'll probably have a more animated reaction to gay activism, etc.
...gators gotta eat....
wouldn’t want to be that ships doctor.
how many of those are minors?
Nine months after they get back there will probably be a lot of....
Uhhh, guess not. Never mind.
Now, men, I run a mans' ship. I will run it in a manful and masculine way! I will tolerate no men under my command who act in such a way so as to discredit their manhood and manliness! Do I make myself clear?
Captain Ned: Is this how men act on a man's ship? Where is your manliness? Fighting on deck is a serious breach on my articles of strict discipline! I'm afraid the guilty party is in for a very severe punishment!
Sailor #1: Captain.. I did indeed take Mr. Spunk's spot. I'm ready to accept my punishment..
First Mate Spunk: Captain! I threw the first blow. If anyone is to be punished, let it be me. I ask only that whatever you do, please don't put me in a tight-fitting Lassie costume and make me eat from a monogrammed dog dish.
Sailor #2: [ entering ] Captain, I encouraged this fight - punish me! Make me wear nipple-pinching clothespins, sir!
Sailor #3: [ entering ] Me, Captain! Punish me!
Captain Ned: Stop! I've heard enough! Your manly admission of guilt is most manful. However, as your Captain, it is I who must bear the full masculine responsibility! And therefore, I will be punished. Spunk! Take me alone! I want a boiling oil rub..
lol good one
Hey, is Barry, Rahm and Larry Sinclair going to be sharing a cabin?
NO THANK YOU !!!
Mental note: Avoid this ship in the future...
Moby Dicks gonna have.a whale of the time. Lots of eel and clams for their dining pleasures.
The MK-48 works very well.
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