I watched the game with my 5 yr old son. We had pizza and cupcakes and we both have smaller asses than the First Lady. Put together. Smaller. Not by a little either.
We had super nachos and an added touch this year, a bowl full of Jelly Bellies in honor of Ronald Reagan. Oh and a frige full of beer.
I believe you because MOST people have smaller asses than Michelle “I Fill Out My Dress To The Max” Obama.
The devil once made me eat an entire sleeve of Oreos.