Whatever. YOURS was a quite worthy effort (keep up the good work); I hope you don't mind too much me having pinged PGalt to your post.
All you need to do is get a first edition copy of O. Henry's works. You read one or two (or a third if you half the glands) per night to your sweet-heart.
;the 2000 page hardcover book embracing all of O. henry's short-stories encompasses the first decade of 20th century with focus on New York if 1900-1910.
