[Lazlo in PA]

That's even harsh looking for a dude. Obummer wouldn't be interested if Larry Sinclair is his type.

Oakland City Councilwoman Rebecca Kaplan

[Jolla]

When I first sold auto insurance it was with a small shop that had bad drivers, one “lady” came in Bobbie Borilla, never forget the name, she too had a goatee and looked like she could whoop all of us, she walked out of the office and my boss yelled - Bobbie Boom Boom Borilla, like he was announcing a fighter - it still makes me laugh, it has been 15 years since I have seen a bearded woman.