[17th Miss Regt]

200 men. 20-30 minutes. Bill Clinton taught us that you get one free grope before it is harassment and the feminists agreed. So 200 men, 1800 seconds works out to 9 seconds per grope.

It was not a sexual assault. It was just a quick grope for all of them and that's it. The participants can also use the 'nuts and sluts' defense (and they are on pretty firm ground). According to the feminists logic, there is no story here.

[Boardwalk]

Was she raped or groped or both? Is CBS saying?

[70th Division]

If it was just a grope how come she went to the hospital for a couple of days?

[SeeSac]

So 200 men, 1800 seconds works out to 9 seconds per grope.

You are assuming that only one groped at a time. If ten groped at a time, they had 90 seconds each.

[DrC]

“Bill Clinton taught us that you get one free grope before it is harassment and the feminists agreed.”

Actually, Bill Clinton also taught us you get two free rapes so long as they happened a long time ago before being brought to light. He taught us that felony perjury before a federal grand jury is OK so long as it’s only about sex etc. In short, he taught us many things that made me feel ashamed to be an American while he was our president.