[DJ MacWoW]

He’ll get away with it until some Moms use restrooms in a government building and see a man in there. Sounds great on paper until they meet a man with nicer lipstick than they have on.

[outhousepatrol]

He loves to pack his room mates crap
He holds pink poodles on this lap
And when he votes he’s a democrat
He’s a sick sick fag!

Sung to the tune of “It’s a small small world”

[Maceman]

BTW, what exactly do you call the restroom now? What kind of signage must be used so as to not offend the various categories of potty preference? I think "sitters" and "standees" would work.

In Provincetown, MA, where I have been going every year since 1977, the public bathrooms are often labeled "either" and "or."