The shadow of his @ss weighs twenty pounds.
He looked at the menu and said, "Okay!"
When he f@rts, he applauds himself.
Last time he made love he burned his rear end on the light bulb on the ceiling.
He's so fat he keeps Euros in one pocket and Pesos in the other.
Okay, I'll go back to being polite, now.
While he was sunbathing on South Beach some one painted a large white “H” with a circle around it, on his back. Three choppers made approaches and tried landings.