[Le Chien Rouge]

Many of the lefties I know here in Austin, are absolutely convinced that Rick Perry is somehow behind the burning of the mansion.

They are delusional.

[La Lydia]

Yes, they are delusional. But I had a brief daydream of his hair products bursting into flames and burning down the mansion.

Seriously, I took a tour of the mansion several years ago and it was a lovely old place with lots of interesting Texas history artifacts in it.