On the Gummint Teat
Well, my pickup blew a tire while a-drivin' down the road
And the truck bed shifted and I nearly lost my load
I was haulin' out the garbage for the local Vegas mob
Yessir, working for the Dems can be a pretty dirty job
Got a ton of lyin' pamphlets and some signs on wooden stakes
And some plastic Grecian columns that the dump, they wouldn't take
Gonna dump it in the desert and then smoke a little crack
Sure, I know I'm on the clock but Dingy Harry's got my back.
Chorus
Well it's all good now, got our place in the sun
Dingy Harry's in the Senate, in the White House is The One
Got a cushy union contract and my life is now complete
Don't need no honest job, cause I'm on the gummint teat.
Bridge
You racist Tea Baggers can't get me
I'll take all the money they let me
Your wallet's drainable
It's all sustainable
Long as the Dems don't forget me
My ol' hound dawg died and my woman done me wrong
And I don't need nuthin' else to make this thing a country song
Just a little walkin' money and a couple thou a day
From the grant that Harry got me from the good ol' NEA
It's all free and it's cash, every penny's tax-exempt
My accountant he just told me I could still receive food stamps
So I'll throw a little money into Harry's chest once more
And I'll take my union pension and retire at 44.
Chorus
Well it's all good now, got our place in the sun
Dingy Harry's in the Senate, in the White House is The One
Got a cushy union contract and my life is now complete
Don't need no honest job, cause I'm on the gummint teat.
Well it's all good now, got our place in the sun
Pick the pockets of the Pubbies and their bones a-later on
I'm a ruling class honcho and my life it can't be beat
Don't need no honest job, cause I'm on the gummint teat.
(Fade chorus)
HERE LIES HARRY REID
PALMETTOMASON CAME HERE AND PEED
(Rest in Piss, Harry)