I liked this one:
“What did you do on Earth?”
“I was a surgeon. I helped the lame to walk.”
“Well, go right on in through the Pearly Gates”
“What did you do on Earth?”
“I was a school teacher. I taught the blind to see.”
“Fine .. go right on in through the Pearly Gates!”
“What did you do on Earth?”
“I was a musician. I helped make sad people happy.”
“You can load in through the kitchen.”
The piccolo and oboe jokes are hilarious!