Find the perpertrators
Shackle their hands behind their back and shackle their feet.
Drag them by feet first up 4 flights of stairs.
Push them out a four story window and ensure they fall into a pile of razor wire 5 rolls wide and 5 rolls high.
Let them bake in the sun for 3 days
Release a flock of crows and a 1 gallon jar of scarabs next to him and walk off.
But that’s the way I roll.
Don’t forget to dump pig’s blood on them before they die!
...you’re too mild! How about a little nastier?