Wow, this is frightening, since this sort of thing happens to me nearly every day. The hot young chicks always flock to an aging, greying, somewhat overweight dude.
This poor schlub looks like an overweight Cindy Sheehan with slightly more testosterone. You'd think he'd have a clue that something dishonest was afoot. I guess alcohol works both ways as far as delusions about physical attractiveness. What would you call inverse beer goggles?