Now David, let's be quite honest here.
You've looked in the mirror enough times in your life to have a pretty good grasp on the fact that those Dear Penthouse moments never, ever happen to guys like you.
Now David, let's be quite honest here.
You've looked in the mirror enough times in your life to have a pretty good grasp on the fact that those Dear Penthouse moments never, ever happen to guys like you.
I can’t see him in a hot tub....
let me rephrase.....I don’t want to visualize him in a hot tub.
No kidding. This reminds me of the “trailer park prostitute” sting a few years back. The ‘john’ said he should have known something was fishy because the girl had all of her teeth!
lol