Posted on 03/15/2011 7:00:57 AM PDT by Lazamataz
“Those are worthless, the darn thing fast forwarded all my DVD’s and I couldn’t watch them.”
No problem. You just need my $800 mouse-pad upgrade, then you can watch them on your computer.
“Iran, Schmiran. Deficit, Schmecifit. GLADE IS KILLING US ALL!”
I know. I went into a store the other day, and they had started using some cinnamon-scented stuff. I started getting a tight feeling in my chest from asthma, and suddenly I just couldn’t think about the emergence of the Caliphate in the Mideast, or about my son, DIL, and grandkid in Yokohama, or the Bamtard’s destruction of the greatest country ever seen, or 50,000,000 babies sacrificed on the altar of Evil, or the despicable content of my kids’ college textbooks, or any of those trivialities.
My mind and heart were filled to the exclusion of all else with indignation at the way this store inconvenienced me by trying to make the atmosphere more congenial for people who don’t have asthma. I mean, what are they thinking, that their store is private property or something?
Ban all aromas now, now, now! (Except for sandalwood; I like sandalwood.)
“You know, I almost think we need to collapse the system and reset all the laws to ZERO.”
At the very least the Code of Federal Regulations needs to be chucked.
“This time, when we rebuild, we have a strict restriction on lawmaking.”
I favor a constitutional ban on enabling acts, which allow unelected bureacrats to establish regulations that allow the seizure of property without due process of law.
“These people are addicts and they are out of control.”
These people are evil. The difference between a leftist and a Satanist? The Satanist knows who he’s working for.
“Liberals are like slinkies”
Thanks, I needed a laugh. It’s snowing like the dickens here.
Glad you liked it. Hope it stops snowing soon!!
“Glad you liked it. Hope it stops snowing soon”
Actually, I’m starting to like it. As part of my program to maximize my carbon footprint I drive a 1995 GMC suburban that gets about 3 gallons to the mile, but it’s big, and it’s four-wheel drive, so I may go out and slide around after a while.
There are advantages to driving a vehicle that just screams, “Go ahead, hit me. Just hit me and see what Newton’s second law has to say about it.”
I’m not fond of candles but I’d stop short of banning them. Better to tax them excessively.
I am sick of these idiots.
Go LAZ!
Right you are - ban the candles.
Ban barbecues, ban anything that smolders or leaves an ash. Ban the burning of petroleum.
Lord knows the delicate sensitivities of the chemically challenged can be rectified by the wholesale stoppage of the economy.
I, for one, recommend a stylish gas mask, with a carbon filter. Keep a sharp eye on it, though, lest someone steal it and make a bong out of it.
But for now, by all means, we need this law. I’m out hunting for other ways we can damage the economy.
I’d hit this law.
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