[Larry Lucido]

Official statement from the ministry of energy: “We didn’t start the fire. It was always burning since the world’s been turning.”

(I know, this is serious, but we need some comic relief sometimes).

[de.rm]

I'd love to have a laugh after I kicked the livin’ $h*t out of who ever thought the pitiful safety design of these power plant was adequate!

Simple oil refinery safety procedures could have prevented all of this!