[quesney]

It’s 3 AM.

White House: Please leave a message.

[silentknight]

Don’t be silly - they turned the phones off months ago.

[skeeter]

He goes to Rio
De Janeiro

My-o me-o

[Justa]

“The number you have dialed is no longer in service.”

[zavvone]

“It’s 3 AM. White House: Please leave a message.”

Sorry! Mailbox full........

[Portcall24]

Push 1 for man-made crisis, push 2 for natural. If 2, push 1 for hurricane, 2 for tornado, 3 for earthquake. If 3 push 1 for Asia, 2 for South American and 3 for Europe...if domestic earthquake stay on the line and someone will be with you shortly or 9:00 EDT...whichever is longest.

[Joe Boucher]

Sorry,
Obammy & family are off to rio to PARTY

What a chump

[sjmjax]

Everyone in the White House is stoned on Hopium.

They don't even hear the phone ringing. Messages will be deleted without being played.

We'd probably be better off if there were no one there at all.

[Pikachu_Dad]

It’s 3AM and guess who is calling?

HILLARY CLINTON - this is a foreign issue, so our secretary of state is on duty...

roflol

[Georgia Girl 2]

“It’s 3 AM.”

And Barry Soetoro is working on his March Madness NCAA picks. No time to answer the phone.