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Oops! Worker falls in White House fountain (while adding green dye)
NECN ^ | March 17, 2011

Posted on 03/17/2011 8:31:19 AM PDT by maggief

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To: hflynn

You’re French?


21 posted on 03/17/2011 9:23:51 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: silverleaf

LOL!

Good one.


22 posted on 03/17/2011 9:25:31 AM PDT by maggief
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

I have a big S painted on each of my car doors. When I drive by I often hear people yell, “Hey look at that ESCARGOT!”. But no, I am not French.


23 posted on 03/17/2011 9:29:35 AM PDT by hflynn
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To: maggief

Next Headline; Worker Receives Calls and Letters From Hundreds Of Attorneys.


24 posted on 03/17/2011 9:37:03 AM PDT by eaglestar
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To: maggief

They just need more ink for all that money they’re printing.


25 posted on 03/17/2011 9:52:39 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: AngelesCrestHighway
1/2 Black Irish?

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

26 posted on 03/17/2011 9:57:42 AM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: maggief
To get help, the worker yelled "FIRE!"

Why did he yell "fire?"

Because nobody would have paid attention if he'd yelled "GREEN DYE!"

--Tip o' th' hat to the Smothers Brothers.

27 posted on 03/17/2011 10:16:01 AM PDT by Erasmus (I love "The Raven," but then what do I know? I'm just a poetaster.)
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To: maggief

Fell or ........pushed?


28 posted on 03/17/2011 10:33:32 AM PDT by defconw
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To: hflynn

Jamie Lee was so hot in that movie, but she’s not answering my phone calls.
Not French? Ya said ya was a FROG!


29 posted on 03/17/2011 11:54:19 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: maggief
Tacky. So what did this decoration vandalism cost the taxpayer?
30 posted on 03/17/2011 12:01:30 PM PDT by newzjunkey (Obama, recreating-in-chief until Fri, Jan. 20, 2017.)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
Jamie Lee is like that. Once she thinks your bogus she won't answer your phone calls. I'm no longer seeing Jamie but I spend a lot of time with Lady GaGa.

Here is a picture of Lady GaGa giving me head.


31 posted on 03/17/2011 2:14:03 PM PDT by hflynn
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
Jamie Lee is like that. Once she thinks your bogus she won't answer your phone calls. I'm no longer seeing Jamie but I spend a lot of time with Lady GaGa.

Here is a picture of Lady GaGa giving me head.


32 posted on 03/17/2011 2:14:17 PM PDT by hflynn
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To: maggief

LMAO!!

Furthermore, Obama is about as Irish as he is American.


33 posted on 03/17/2011 2:15:51 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: hflynn

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!


34 posted on 03/17/2011 2:33:09 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway
"I am Green!....."


35 posted on 03/17/2011 2:43:16 PM PDT by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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