“It’s a good thing it wasn’t poppy seeds. The boys probably would’ve ended up in jail.”
Or plastic fork or knife, then they would have had to lock down the school and call in the SWAT team! Yet another example of why I don’t send my kid to public school, idiots!
For me, it’s another reason I’m glad I’m not a kid. Kids’ (and to a lesser extent, adults’) lives are way too controlled these days.